The Whitest Kids U'Know2007

[in an office, the employee is pitching new TV show ideas to his boss]

Employee:
He was a young, well-to-do stock trader, shopping for a gift for his fianc?e, until one fateful day when he accidentally broke a priceless vase! Now the tables have turned, and this young go-getter must spend his life in service to this eccentric Asian shopkeeper! Check out the hilarious new show, Yuppie Indentured Servant!

Boss:
...well... the problem with your pitch is that the show is racist...

Employee:
What? It's a fish-out-of-water story!

Boss:
Okay, but, the fish-out-of-water story is that it's weird for a white man to be a slave to an Asian man, which suggests that the norm would be the other way around.

Employee:
Psh. I guess. Whatever. So do you like it?

Boss:
...No.

Employee:
Aw, shitburgers! I got another one.

Boss:
Okay.

Employee:
[sings] Well, he was riding his bike, and then the lightning strikes, and now he reads real fast, he's good at science and math, Black Doctor!

Boss:
...I'm gonna go out on a limb, here. Where exactly did he get the bike?

Employee:
He stole it!

Boss:
Right, that's what I thought. You know, I don't think we're gonna be going down the road with Black Doctor.

Employee:
Really? Damn it! Ok, I got one more.

Boss:
Go ahead.

Employee:
It's called "Jew Town"!

Boss:
Nope!

Employee:
How 'bout "Too Many Lesbos"?

Boss:
Nope!

Employee:
"What's the Deal with Mexican Tits"?

Boss:
Get out.