[in an office, the employee is pitching new TV show ideas to his boss]Employee: He was a young, well-to-do stock trader, shopping for a gift for his fianc?e, until one fateful day when he accidentally broke a priceless vase! Now the tables have turned, and this young go-getter must spend his life in service to this eccentric Asian shopkeeper! Check out the hilarious new show, Yuppie Indentured Servant!Boss: ...well... the problem with your pitch is that the show is racist...Employee: What? It's a fish-out-of-water story!Boss: Okay, but, the fish-out-of-water story is that it's weird for a white man to be a slave to an Asian man, which suggests that the norm would be the other way around.Employee: Psh. I guess. Whatever. So do you like it?Boss: ...No.Employee: Aw, shitburgers! I got another one.Boss: Okay.Employee: [sings] Well, he was riding his bike, and then the lightning strikes, and now he reads real fast, he's good at science and math, Black Doctor!Boss: ...I'm gonna go out on a limb, here. Where exactly did he get the bike?Employee: He stole it!Boss: Right, that's what I thought. You know, I don't think we're gonna be going down the road with Black Doctor.Employee: Really? Damn it! Ok, I got one more.Boss: Go ahead.Employee: It's called "Jew Town"!Boss: Nope!Employee: How 'bout "Too Many Lesbos"?Boss: Nope!Employee: "What's the Deal with Mexican Tits"?Boss: Get out.
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