The Whitest Kids U'Know2007

Female Teacher:
...So you see, as soon as the Mayflower arrived the Indians immediately attacked the boats saying, "you gotta fight us, or we'll go back to Europe, and rape all your babies"...

Fairy of Womanhood:
Hello Margaret

Margaret:
Who are you?

Fairy of Womanhood:
I am the Fairy of Womanhood.

Margaret:
Oh no...

Fairy of Womanhood:
That's right. Today is your special day.

Margaret:
You mean?

Fairy of Womanhood:
Yes, today is the day I turn on your womb.

Margaret:
Not now, I'm in the middle of Social Studies.

Fairy of Womanhood:
Oh, Margaret. Womanhood waits for no one. Now spread those legs 'cuz here we go...

Margaret:
No! Stop! -Everyone in classroom looks at Margaret...

Female Teacher:
Margaret, do you have a problem with our forefathers' treatment of the savages?

Margaret:
Uh... no...

Female Teacher:
Alright, now these Godless a**holes had the nerve...

Fairy of Womanhood:
Alright, let's clear up those cobwebs and fire up those ovaries.

Margaret:
Listen Fairy. I don't want to become a woman here in the middle of class. Can... can we at least wait until I get home?

Fairy of Womanhood:
Oh, Margaret. There's nothing to be nervous about. The shedding of one's uterine lining is a symbolic transition from childhood to adulthood. Nothing could be more natural. Now, here I go...

Margaret:
Wait, no! -Margaret pushes the Fairy of Womanhood to the teacher and she bleeds rapidly and runs away screaming...

Fairy of Womanhood:
Margaret, that wasn't very nice. Now, spread those legs and accept your fate.

Margaret:
No, you'll never get me! Never! -Margaret dodges the Fairy of Womanhood and she hits Timmy...

Male Student:
Blllugh, ugh, uh, what's happening to me? What? Wha-oh my God! -Timmy screams and runs away and the fairy re-appears...

Fairy of Womanhood:
It's not going to be that bad! Now stop making me angry!

Margaret:
You'll never get me! Never!

Rationality:
Margaret! What's going on around here?