The X Files1993

[Mulder and Scully have just asked two teens if they saw a flying saucer]

Scully:
Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned...

Mulder:
Ooh! If you were that stoned, what?

Scully:
Mulder, you could've shown that kid a picture of a flying hamburger and he would've told that's *exactly* what he saw.