The Young Ones1982

Rick:
Absolutely pathetic! There's nothing on at all! Humph! Don't know why we bother to pay our license!

Mike TheCoolPerson:
We don't.

Rick:
But, haven't we got a license?

Mike TheCoolPerson:
No.

Rick:
But that makes me a criminal! Right on! Yeah, this will shake them up at the Anarchists Society! Occupying the refectories! So what? This is the real stuff! I'm a fugitive! A desperado! I'm going to form a new union society, right? With me a president! 'People Who Don't Pay Their TV Licenses Against the Nazis!' This is only the beginning!

Vyvyan Basterd:
What are you going to do, Rick? Burn your bra?

Rick:
Well, someone's got to do it, Vyvyan. It's very easy to sit on your backside, isn't it?

Vyvyan Basterd:
Not if you haven't got a bottom!