The Young Ones1982

Vyvyan:
[Rick and Vyvyan are arguing over who gets which room in their new house] This is my room!

Rick:
No, it's my room!

Vyvyan:
[Dumps a bin liner full of his clothes on the bed] No! See? It must be my room, cause all my clothes are here!

Rick:
[after picking the clothes up and throwing them up out the window] No they're not, Vyvyan!

[Vyvyan strikes a match and lights the bed on fire]

Rick:
Oh, that's just perfect, now what are we going to do?

Vyvyan, Rick:
[Rushing out of the room] Neil! Your bedroom's on fire!

Neil:
[Coming out of a room] Huh? Which one's mine?

[Sees flaming bed]

Neil:
Oh no!