Thirtysomething1987

Melissa Steadman:
[having put money into a malfunctioning soda machine] Great.

Ellyn Warren:
Sometimes if you bang it on the side...

Melissa Steadman:
That never works.

Ellyn Warren:
It does too, I do it all the time.

Melissa Steadman:
It doesn't work.

Ellyn Warren:
It does! God, just try it.

Melissa Steadman:
The tilt light's gonna go on. You want something else? Get a different soda if you want.

Ellyn Warren:
I don't want a different soda. Just hit it!

Melissa Steadman:
You hit it!

Ellyn Warren:
[hitting the soda machine] Oh, God, you're such a wimp. Ow.

Melissa Steadman:
I'm a wimp?

Ellyn Warren:
Yeah, and you're arrogant.

Melissa Steadman:
Yeah, and you're a pain in the butt.

Ellyn Warren:
Yeah? Well you're too competitive and you always need to be the boss.

Melissa Steadman:
I do not.

Ellyn Warren:
You do too.

Melissa Steadman:
I do not.

Ellyn Warren:
You do too.

Melissa Steadman:
I have to be the boss? I have never been a boss my whole life.

Ellyn Warren:
Yes, you're worse than Michael.

Melissa Steadman:
[truly offended] Worse than Michael?

Ellyn Warren:
[cracking a smile] I'm afraid so.

Melissa Steadman:
[strangling Ellyn] Worse than Michael?

Ellyn Warren:
[laughing] Okay, okay. Almost as bad.

Melissa Steadman:
That's more like it. And I don't get blisters.