Three's Company1977

Chrissy Snow:
You talk and I'll type.

Jack Tripper:
Ok. January 1st. My eyes opened to the dawn of a new year. I looked over and saw Julian's sleeping form. Something stirred within me, some deep primitive lust. I reached over, touched Julian's shoulder and... [stops reading and eyes widen in disbelief]

Chrissy Snow:
Jack...

Jack Tripper:
Shhh!

Chrissy Snow:
What happens when she touched Julian's shoulder?

Jack Tripper:
Everything. Here, read this entry here.

Chrissy Snow:
[reads it in increasing disbelief] Did you see what she did on Washington's birthday?

Jack Tripper:
Yeah, I'll be old George didn't even do that on his honeymoon.