Torchwood2006

Captain Jack Harkness:
Before we get ahead of ourselves, we're talking about dodgy pies in Merthyr, okay? And the fact that they're cutting it up alive - which we could've put a stop to already if it wasn't for you.

Rhys Williams:
I thought that my fianc?e was in danger!

Captain Jack Harkness:
Well, Mr. Caveman, she wasn't. She can handle herself.

Gwen Cooper:
[warningly] Jack.

Captain Jack Harkness:
All you did tonight was mess things up. Now we have to think of a way to get back in, and thanks to you, they'll have tightened security!

Rhys Williams:
Well, if you stopped, and asked me exactly what I saw in there instead of showin' off 'round the place...

Captain Jack Harkness:
[to Ianto] Do I show off?

Ianto Jones:
[nods] Just a bit.

Rhys Williams:
...you'd know that I got out by tellin' them I wanted a job - as a delivery boy. So rather than 'cock things up', I found you a way to get in, but if you can't handle that, big boy, then you can stuff it!

Captain Jack Harkness:
[pause, looks at Gwen] This is quite homoerotic.