Traders1996

Chris Todson:
I had a disabled friend in high school

OSC Investigator:
I had a friend in high school who was an a**hole.

Chris Todson:
[sputters] Please, I'm not an a**hole. I'm a nice guy. I just act like an a**hole sometimes. I don't know why. I'm not gonna do it again. Please. This is all I've ever wanted to do.

OSC Investigator:
Well. Given your change in attitude and what Mr. Kemper has told me about you, I'd be quite willing to sweep this whole, unfortunate incident under the rug. Except...

Chris Todson:
Except what? What?

OSC Investigator:
If only you hadn't forgotten the one thing that all traders must live by. The cardinal rule that says...

[He gets out of the wheelchair]

OSC Investigator:
...Marty's back!