Trailer Park Boys2001

Ricky:
[to Randy] Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit.

Randy:
Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there?

Julian:
[pronouncing Jalape?o correctly] Yeah, pick me up a bag of Jalape?o chips.

Ricky:
Jalape?o? What flavor is that?

Julian:
Ricky, the J is silent. You're saying it wrong.

Bubbles:
The J is like an H, Ricky. "Hal-a-peeno", not "ja-lap-ano".

Ricky:
[confused] What in the f*** are you guys talking about?

Bubbles:
"Hal-a-peeno". That's how you pronounce it.

Ricky:
I know how to pronounce it! I ordered f***in' ja-lap-ano!