Trailer Park Boys2001

Ricky:
What in the f*** are you dressed up as a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?

Mr. Lahey:
It's none of your goddamn business, Ricky. If you must know, Randy and I were rehearsing for a play for the Blandford Recreation Centre next Thursday.

Randy:
No! Mr. Lahey, we weren't rehearsing for a play.

Mr. Lahey:
We were practicing, Randy.

Randy:
It's not Halloween, we're not doing community theatre.

Mr. Lahey:
Randy...

Randy:
Were consenting adults. And what we do in the privacy of our own home is... is fine, Mr. Lahey.

Mr. Lahey:
Randy, please.

Randy:
And I don't care. I don't care if the whole world knows that we like to dress up, that we like to have some fun... and that, we're a couple. Hey everybody! We're gay!

Ricky:
[shocked] What?

Randy:
Say it Mr. Lahey. It feels great.

Mr. Lahey:
[long pause] Alright Randy. We'll do it your way. Everybody... I'm gay.

[the camera turns to a shocked Bubbles, who akwardly turns away]