Trailer Park Boys2001

Mr. Lahey:
[Drunk] Oooh, nice Mall-Cop uniform, Ricky!

Ricky:
Don't even f***in' start with me today, Lahey! I'm not in the mood.

Mr. Lahey:
I beg your pardon; I was only a real cop. I was never an important Mall-Cop like you, Rick.

Ricky:
Knock knock.

Mr. Lahey:
Who's there, Rick?

Ricky:
Somebody.

Mr. Lahey:
Somebody who?

Ricky:
Somebody whose ex-wife owns the trailer park is the only reason you got the job as trailer park supervisor; you got fired from the police force 'cause you f***ed up bigtime, but we're not gonna' talk about that, are we? And now, you're gonna' get fired from this job 'cause you're nothin' but a drunk f***in' idiot who can't even run the trailer park! You're drunk right now, I can smell the f***in'liquor on ya' from here. Go away for 18 months to jail and everything goes to f***in' sh*t, doesn't it, Lahey? Let your little buddy with the no f***in' shirt move in with my girlfriend and ruin my whole f***in' life; now there's f***in' sh*t everywhere in this f***in' trailer park! Ya' f***in' idiot. [Lahey has been dumbstruck throughout all of this]