True Blood2008

Sophie-Anne Leclerq:
You know there's a maenad in Renard parish.

Eric Northman:
Yes. That is the reason I came to see you, your majesty.

Sophie-Anne Leclerq:
I wouldn't get involved if I were you. Stick to what you're good at. I gave William Compton a few bits of hand-me-down folklore that accumulated over the centuries. But who knows what's gospel or gorilla sh*t... You know, I think he's monogamous with his human.

Eric Northman:
He is in love with her, yes.

Sophie-Anne Leclerq:
He is? Well, of course. He would be with her. You probably are too.

Eric Northman:
[almost reluctant] I do not love humans.

Sophie-Anne Leclerq:
She's not entirely human. Have you tasted her?

Eric Northman:
Sadly, no.

Sophie-Anne Leclerq:
Don't, ever. One vampire falling in love is bad enough.

Eric Northman:
Yes. Bill Compton certainly has a knack for finding trouble.

Sophie-Anne Leclerq:
For instance, how does he know I'm having you sell vampire blood?

[when he says nothing]

Sophie-Anne Leclerq:
Guards hear everything.

Eric Northman:
Your majesty, I'm sorry. There's no way he could...

Sophie-Anne Leclerq:
That is really bad.

Eric Northman:
He does not know you are supplying it.

Sophie-Anne Leclerq:
[jumping him] He better not! I'm holding you responsible.