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Luke McDonald:
Sex outside of marriage is a sin.

Jason Stackhouse:
You really believe that?

Luke McDonald:
It ain't what I believe, it's what God believes. Some sins are bigger than others.

Jason Stackhouse:
Like what?

Luke McDonald:
Well, let's say you're gonna do it outta wedlock, gotta make sure the girl you do it to ain't married either.

Jason Stackhouse:
Right. 'Cause adultery's bad.

Luke McDonald:
One of the worst, right up there with incest and beastiology.

Jason Stackhouse:
The f...

Luke McDonald:
But all of 'em put together ain't half as bad as if you do it to a vampire. Or to a dude. Or a vampire dude. That's like creme de la creme sin. There ain't no repentance for that!