True Blood2008

Pam De Beaufort:
[answering the phone] Fantasia. This better be good.

Jessica Hamby:
[into the phone] Oh hi, Pam. It's Jessica Hamby. We talked yesterday. I'm the one...

Pam De Beaufort:
[cutting in] I remember you perfectly. What is it?

Jessica Hamby:
I really, desperately need your help. I don't where Bill is and gosh, you're like the only other vampire I know.

Pam De Beaufort:
Spit it out, cupcake. I'm in the middle of something.

Jessica Hamby:
[stammering] Right, um... remember how I was asking how you would, you know... what you would do if you... if you like kill somebody by accident.

Pam De Beaufort:
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a hypothetical chainsaw?

Jessica Hamby:
Yes and that's just the problem. I went to get the chainsaw and now he's gone!

Pam De Beaufort:
What?

Jessica Hamby:
I left for like 15 minutes and he just disappeared.

Pam De Beaufort:
So the problem you have is that there is no dead body in your house?

Jessica Hamby:
Uh... yeah.

Pam De Beaufort:
Doesn't sound like a problem to me. Gotta run.

[Pam hangs up and turns to a semi-nude Yvetta sitting on her desk]

Pam De Beaufort:
Babies, they're all the same. Now, where were we? Oh, right. Just lie back sweetheart, and think of Estonia.