True Blood2008

Sookie Stackhouse:
[just getting home and seeing him suddenly] God damn it Bill! How many times do I have to tell you do not do that!

Bill Compton:
I'm sorry. It wasn't intentional. I just got here. I wanted to make sure that you were safe.

Sookie Stackhouse:
[listening to his mind and hearing nothing] Why can't I hear your thoughts? Do you even have any thoughts?

Bill Compton:
Oh, I have thoughts. Many life times of thoughts.

Sookie Stackhouse:
So why can't I hear them?

Bill Compton:
I don't know. Perhaps it's 'cause I don't have brain waves.

Sookie Stackhouse:
Why not?

Bill Compton:
Because I'm dead.

Sookie Stackhouse:
No, you're not! You're standing here, talking to me.