True Blood2008

Diane:
[about Sookie] Where'd you find this?

Liam:
[sniffing] Man! She smells f***in' sweet!

Malcolm:
And to think just five minutes ago you were telling us how you were living mainly on synthenic blood. You big poser.

Diane:
I don't know, Malcolm. She looks like a virgin to me.

Sookie Stackhouse:
[snapping] That's none of your damn business, you nosey b*tch!

Diane:
It is my business cupcake! And you wanna know why? 'Cause virgin blood is the best tasting blood there is. Well, second best. The best would be...

Liam:
Baby's blood.

Diane:
[laughing] Yeah.

Liam:
[grabbing Sookie to him] I get hard just thinking about it.

[turning her head back]

Liam:
Ladies first.

Bill Compton:
[getting to his feet] Stop! Sookie is mine!