True Blood2008

Lafayette Reynolds:
[taking a good look at her] You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You gotta date?

Sookie Stackhouse:
No. When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips.

Lafayette Reynolds:
[laughing] Yes, girl. Let's here it! These damn redneck are suckers for packaging.

Sookie Stackhouse:
[nonchalantly] And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head. But if I don't, they're all scared of me.

Lafayette Reynolds:
[smooth] They ain't scared of you, honey child. They scared of what's between your legs.