Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps2001

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps is a British sitcom that ran from 26 February 2001 to 24 May 2011. First broadcast on BBC Two, it starred Ralf Little, Will Mellor, Natalie Casey, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, and Luke Gell. Created and… more »



Gaz:
[Gaz has asked Donna to marry him and she has refused] Donna listen, I'm gonna make you say "yes" cos I love you, and I know for as long as I live I never want another woman...except on my stag night and on holiday. Or when you're pregnant or ill. Or when the painters are in...or when you're on you're period. That's it.

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