Two and a Half Men2003

Charlie Harper:
[Charlie, Alan and Jake visit the sporting goods store to get Jake a jock strap, which he doesn't want] Think of it as a bra for your balls.

Jake Harper:
[sarcastically] Oh, *now* I want one.

Alan Harper:
What size are you?

Jake Harper:
How should I know?

Charlie Harper:
I think they have one of those measuring things, you know, like at the shoe store - length, width...

Jake Harper:
[to his Dad, somewhat desperately] He's kidding, right?

Alan Harper:
Yes, he's joking... Here, "Teen".

Charlie Harper:
Think you can fit your junk into that?

Jake Harper:
I'll make it fit, let's just go.

Charlie Harper:
No, no, no, put it on over your pants. We'll take a look.

Jake Harper:
The heck you will!

Alan Harper:
Charlie, you're embarrassing him.

Charlie Harper:
Of course I am. That's why I came.