Two and a Half Men2003

Walden Schmidt:
Happy birthday! [shows Berta a brand new Chevrolet Camaro in her driveway]

Berta:
Sweet Georgia Brown! You better not be screwing with me.

Walden Schmidt:
No. You always said it was your dream car, and today your dream's come true. [gives her the key to the car]

Berta:
Oh! C'mere, you big old talking taco! [wraps Walden in a bear hug]

Walden Schmidt:
Oh, oh... there's one condition.

Berta:
Okay. You wanna do it in the house or on the hood of the car?

Walden Schmidt:
No. [voice lowers] Alan can never find out about this.

Lyndsey Mackelroy:
[cut to Lyndsey and Kandi in bed] Alan can never find out about this.