Two and a Half Men2003

Lydia:
Oh Charlie, I almost forgot. I'm serving hors d'oeuvres for an open house tomorrow, so I'll need to borrow Berta for a couple of hours.

Berta:
Say what?

Lydia:
[to Berta] I'm talking to Charlie. You don't mind, do you?

Charlie Harper:
Mind? Well, uh...

Berta:
You want to borrow me? What am I, a carpet steamer?

Lydia:
I'm not saying I won't pay you, plus you can take home all the leftovers.

Berta:
Oh gee, why don't you just toss 'em in a big bowl and I'll eat 'em out in the yard?

Lydia:
Well, that's a little uncalled for. I thought I was doing you a favor.

Berta:
You wanna do me a favor? You take the money you were going to pay me, convert them into rolls of nickels, then bend over and - [Charlie cuts her off]