Two and a Half Men2003

Berta:
Well, everybody makes that mistake once. I crossed that line in the '70s when I was cleaning house for Mr. Telly Savalas.

Charlie Harper:
You're kidding. TV's Kojak?

Berta:
One and the same.

Charlie Harper:
What happened?

Berta:
What do you think happened? He's Greek, a man of passion. You can't tie your shoes around those guys.

Charlie Harper:
That's rough.

Berta:
You bet your ass it's rough. [Alan walks in]

Alan Harper:
Morning.

Charlie Harper:
Morning.

Berta:
So, Zippy. I hear you've been sinking your putts on the company golf course.

Alan Harper:
Thanks for telling her.

Charlie Harper:
Thanks for telling me.

Berta:
Word of advice: It may seem like fun and games at the beginning, but mark my words. Sooner or later, you're gonna wake up with a broken heart and a lollipop stuck to your keister.