Two of a Kind1998

Carrie:
Oh, hi, you just missed Marci.

Ashley Burke:
Yeah, she left in kind of a hurry.

Kevin Burke:
Actually, she's still downstairs.

Ashley Burke:
Uh-oh.

Mary-Kate Burke:
I think I'm catching what Ashley's got.

Carrie:
What's going on?

Kevin Burke:
Well, first of all, Ashley's not sick and these two told Marci that you were my girlfriend.

Carrie:
What? Why would you do that?

Ashley Burke:
Well, we were trying to break Dad and Marci up.

Mary-Kate Burke:
Yeah, Carrie, we don't want to lose you.

Kevin Burke:
Why would you lose Carrie?

Mary-Kate Burke:
Because she said if things kept with between you and Marci, she'd be out of a job.

Carrie:
Well, that was a joke. I didn't mean that.

Ashley Burke:
Well, we thought you did and we liked the way things are.

Mary-Kate Burke:
Yeah, you're the best babysitter we've ever had.

Ashley Burke:
You're like family.

Carrie:
So you would lie to that poor woman just to keep me around? That is so sweet. [sobers after Kevin gives her a look] I mean it's wrong. Of course. But it's still very sweet. I ...

Kevin Burke:
Carrie?

Carrie:
Oh, why don't I give you guys some privacy. Oh!