Undeclared

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Undeclared is an American sitcom created by Judd Apatow, which aired on Fox during the 2001–02 season. The show has developed a cult following, and in 2012, Entertainment Weekly listed it at #16 in the "25 Best Cult TV Shows from the Past 25 Years". more »



Rachel Lindquist:
He doesn't need to go to a doctor, he's getting better.

Ron Garner:
No, he's not. He looks terrible. He looks like death. I almost buried him this morning.

Rachel Lindquist:
That's because his body is releasing all the toxins.

Ron Garner:
He needs a doctor. And not a witch doctor covered in mud, a real doctor with pills and a tongue depressor.

Rachel Lindquist:
Doctors don't know anything. My uncle's stomach hurt once, so doctors took out his kidney, and it turned out there was nothing wrong with it, and now he has to go through life with no kidney.

Ron Garner:
No, because you're born with two kidneys, you moron.

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