Under the Dome2013

Joe McAlister:
[about the soldiers outside the dome] They're doing tests. Must be checking to see if water can come through.

Ben Drake:
Doesn't look good. We're screwed.

Joe McAlister:
Wait. [Touches the dome's surface. Some moisture has gotten through] It's like a sieve.

Ben Drake:
What the hell's a sieve?

Joe McAlister:
A strainer, douche. Like-like for pasta?

Ben Drake:
So it does let water through?

Joe McAlister:
Yeah, just a little.

Ben Drake:
Maybe we can get through. Aren't we, like, 70% water?

Joe McAlister:
Yeah, it's the other 30% that's the problem, genius.