Undergrads2001

Gimpy:
I would take Nitz's last man out and I'd win.

Mump:
Please tell us sir in all of your years how many glorious victories did you obtain?

Gimpy:
Well, I would always kamikaze against Nitz which resulted in my own demise and according to one of their stupid backwards little rule wiping out your own troops doesn't count as winning.

Nerd #2:
Uh no sir that counts as losing.

Gimpy:
[angry] Get him out of here. But that's all going to change and I'll do it with your help.