Vengeance Unlimited1998

Pam Broder:
Hello? [answering her cellphone]

Teddy Hix:
[on the other line] You two make a cute couple.

Pam Broder:
It's him, he's watching.

Mr. Chapel:
[after taking the cellphone from Pam] Hey there, Ted.

Teddy Hix:
I'm gonna give you a choice: stay and die, or go and live.

Mr. Chapel:
Oh, come on now - that's not very nice. Let me ask you a question, Ted; you ready? Here it is: do you have an innie or an outie?

Teddy Hix:
What? [confused]

Mr. Chapel:
Your navel, Ted. I'll tell you why I asked. I've been doing some reading and they say men with outies like to cross-dress and bake pies. Does that sound like you?

Teddy Hix:
So, I guess I'm killing you. [hangs up]

Pam Broder:
Let me guess - you were destabilizing him?

Mr. Chapel:
That was a very legitimate survey.