Pam Broder: Hello? [answering her cellphone]Teddy Hix: [on the other line] You two make a cute couple.Pam Broder: It's him, he's watching.Mr. Chapel: [after taking the cellphone from Pam] Hey there, Ted.Teddy Hix: I'm gonna give you a choice: stay and die, or go and live.Mr. Chapel: Oh, come on now - that's not very nice. Let me ask you a question, Ted; you ready? Here it is: do you have an innie or an outie?Teddy Hix: What? [confused]Mr. Chapel: Your navel, Ted. I'll tell you why I asked. I've been doing some reading and they say men with outies like to cross-dress and bake pies. Does that sound like you?Teddy Hix: So, I guess I'm killing you. [hangs up]Pam Broder: Let me guess - you were destabilizing him?Mr. Chapel: That was a very legitimate survey.
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