Veronica Mars2004

[Logan is playing solitaire]

Weevil:
You know what I love, I love that I get a zero for talking. When you were the one talking to me. You get detention for dissing the teacher in front of everybody, I get detention for laughing. Let me ask you something man.

Logan:
[looks upward] Is this detention or hell?

Weevil:
How do you people not make yourself sick? It's like you walk on water in this school, for what? It's nothing that you do, I mean all that matters is who your parents are. And the zip code your mother shot you out in.

Logan:
If I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-ass fund will you shut the hell up?

Weevil:
You like playing with yourself?

Logan:
Huh?

Weevil:
Or do you want to make things interesting?

Logan:
What did you have in mind?

Weevil:
[cut to them playing poker] You're almost as bad as actor as your father.

Logan:
You know that you don't need a diploma to steal hubcaps right? I mean why do you even show up here?

Weevil:
I promise my grandmother.

Logan:
Hmmm.

Weevil:
I don't break my promises.

Logan:
And I mean this, awwwwww.