Very Important Pennis1995

Dennis Pennis:
[holding a book] Kevin, could you just write a few words for me, please? Just write a few words for me, please?

Kevin Costner:
[walking on] No... you're a dick.

Dennis Pennis:
I love you! You've invented a new genre, you know, I've seen a lot of B-movies, but you've made a C-movie, in both senses of the word!

Kevin Costner:
That's why you're a low budget guy, your hair, your attitude and your intelligence.

Dennis Pennis:
I'm proud of it, you know!

[cuts to Dennis presenting a transitional clip]

Dennis Pennis:
Being called a low budget guy by Kevin Costner is actually quite a compliment, in his world that's about 150 billion dollars.