Very Important Pennis1995

[At a press conference for Braveheart with Mel Gibson]

Dennis Pennis:
[standing up] Uh, in the movie you play a guy with long hair, a sort of neanderthal barbarian.

Mel Gibson:
Yeah.

Dennis Pennis:
Being an Australian, you worry that might get you typecast?

[Some people laugh]

Dennis Pennis:
I gotta thank you though, because I haven't had sex in a long time, I went to see the movie and slept with the entire audience! So, thanks for everything, man!

Mel Gibson:
Great. Thank you.

[does a Groucho Marx voice]

Mel Gibson:
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.