WKRP in Cincinnati1978

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson:
[seeing baggie of cocaine in studio] What's that?

Doug Winner:
[Johnny turns to Doug, seeing if he'll tell the truth] YOU tell him. You're dying to.

Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella:
It's... uh, foot powder, Mr. Carlson.

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson:
Foot powder, huh? [takes baggie] Not much there.

Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella:
It's REALLY potent. A little goes a long way. This is where the concept of 'happy feet' originated.

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson:
[removes shoe] I get these odor-eaters, supposed to last me six months? These suckers turn on me in 15 days. [looks at Doug] Can I get some of that?

Doug Winner:
To put on your feet? [nods to Carlson, who leaves studio... Doug, angry, now turns to Johnny] Man, that was 600 bucks worth of coke!

Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella:
Tough luck!

Doug Winner:
[nervously] So... what do you think he'll do with it?

Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella:
Hey, Carlson's no fool man! [smiles] He's gonna put it on his feet!