WKRP in Cincinnati1978

Bailey Quarters:
[to Johnny, about the 'win a date with a DJ' contest] Look at all this mail, you can't back out now! Venus, you talk to him.

Venus Flytrap:
Sure. Hey, Johnny man, it's no big deal. See, all you have to do is pick out a lady, and the station picks up the tab for the whole night!

Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella:
Forget it!

Venus Flytrap:
C'mon man, I've done it before and I've always come out with a fox!

Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella:
Yeah, I've done it before too. I always wind up with a warthog!

Venus Flytrap:
You just got to know how to pick 'em, brother! Lemme see some of those cards, Bailey. Now, listen to this. "I'd like a date with a DJ because my mother always said I was clever and a good conversationalist." Not good.

Bailey Quarters:
No wait a minute...

Venus Flytrap:
[tossing the card] Trust me. [reads another] "I've always wanted to find out what's behind that sexy voice I hear every night." Heh heh. This is what we'll call the "A" pile. Now. "I don't know if it's against the law in Ohio, but what I'd really like to do is..." [pause] No, that's the "B" pile. *This* is the "A" pile. [tucks the card into his jacket]