WKRP in Cincinnati1978

[Les walks in, looking dazed]

Venus Flytrap:
Les! Are you okay?

Les Nessman:
I don't know. A man and his two children tried to kill me. After the turkeys hit the pavement, the crowd kind of scattered but, some of them tried to attack *me*! I had to jam myself into a phone booth! Then Mr. Carlson had the helicopter land in the middle of the parking lot. I guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose. It gets pretty strange after that.

Venus Flytrap:
[to Andy] *How* is it strange?

Andy Travis:
Yeah, right. Les, c'mon now, tell us the rest.

Les Nessman:
[freaked out] I really don't know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack! It was almost as if they were... organized! [Mr. Carlson comes out of his office]

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson:
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!