Waiting for God1990

Tom:
You must realize that in the great swimming pool of life Harvey Bains is permanently at the shallow end.

Jane:
Harvey is a man of great depth.

Tom:
He has about as much depth as a puddle in a drought. His ideal woman is something that looks good with his car, something that will prop up his well-justified lack of self-esteem. A glamorized, sexy doxy, that's what he wants. A beauty queen.

Jane:
A beauty queen?

Tom:
Yes, he's certainly not going to be interested in someone who looks like a leftover from a jumble sale.