Warren2013

Warren:
Hello?

The Devil:
Hello there! Guess who this is? I'll give you a couple of hints. I'm evil. My skin color is red. I come from Hell!

Warren:
Can I have a couple more hints?

The Devil:
I represent all the bad things in the world. All the sin, all the crime, all the injustice! I trick people into terrible decisions!

Warren:
No, that didn't help.

The Devil:
Look, this is what's going to happen. You are going to sell your soul to me, and you will listen to everything I tell you, and you will follow my commands! Do I make myself clear?

Warren:
Oh yeah, now I know who you are! You're a Republican! Bye!