Warren2013

Warren:
When all of a sudden, there arose such a clatter. I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the porch, I flew like a flash. Then to the other side of the room in a madder dash. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature SUV, loaded with presents right here. With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I thought for a moment it must be Saint Nick. But no, the guy who was actually in that driver seat... was his less-magical brother, St. Matt Reed. He stumbles out the seat, so very drunk. The only thing for me to do was to run down to help this schmuck. What happened next would sound very lame, but I ran down the stairs, calling him by name.