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Juan Epstein:
[Late at night in the dark classroom] Hey, Horshack. Tell me somethin'. Do you ever think about what God is like?

Arnold Horshack:
Oh, yeah. I think he's short. And he has a marvelous sense of humor. And a great laugh.

Vernajean Williams:
Hey, God can do anything.

Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington:
He can?

Vernajean Williams:
SHE can. You know, she sings just like Aretha Franklin.

Juan Epstein:
Y'know, I think God is kinda tough, y'know? But he's fair. Sorta like John Wayne in a white beard, y'know? "All right, pilgrims, move those clouds in a circle."

Vinnie Barbarino:
I got my own idea of what God is like. I know he's a sharp dresser. He's good lookin'. And of course he's Italian.

Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington:
Yeah? Well, if you ask me, all that stuff about harps is a lot of jive. God is backed up by a jazz rhythym section. He got a piano, a bass guitar, and a drummer with a good right foot.

Julie Kotter:
Well, I think God is love. And if he were here, he'd love my tuna casserole.

Juan Epstein:
Hey, Mr. Kotter? What's your feelings on this subject?

Gabe Kotter:
Well, I think that, uh, God is everywhere.

Arnold Horshack:
Even in liver?

Gabe Kotter:
He's everywhere. He's in Times Square. He used to be in Ebbets Field. Spent a lot of time in Ebbets Field. He's Moonlight in Vermont, Autumn in New York, all the standards. He's everywhere... with the possible exception of Epstein's gymn locker! Go to sleep!