Where the Bears Are2012

Nelson:
[home after seeing an intruder in their house on Wood's cam] Well, whoever it was, they're obviously not here.

Reggie:
Whatya think he was looking for?

Wood:
Maybe he was looking for condoms like you were, Nelson.

Reggie:
This is ridiculous. If he was looking for a condom he should have gone to my room.

Wood:
Why?

Reggie:
Because I buy them in bulk at Sam's Club. Magnum triple plus, I have way more many hookups than you do.

Wood:
Oh no, you do not!

Reggie:
I most certainly do. Remember last week, I had about five guys in my room.

Nelson:
[interrupts as Wood is trying to retort] Is this really a contest you need to win right now? I'm getting herpes just listening to it!