Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Whose Line Is It Anyway?1998



[Film Noir game, set in gas station]

Colin Mochrie:
[voiceover] He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye and had that sort of milky film over the other one. You know? You know what I mean? But still, he was my identical twin. It had taken me eight years to track him down to this gas station.

[speaking]

Colin Mochrie:
Jed? It's me, Phil.

Ryan Stiles:
[speaking] I recognize the voice.

[voiceover]

Ryan Stiles:
As I was looking right up his dress, I knew who it was.

[gets up, speaking]

Ryan Stiles:
Long time, no see.

Colin Mochrie:
[voiceover] Yeah. Last time I saw him, he tried to murder me. But when you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling them up in a carpet, and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead.

Ryan Stiles:
[speaking] What brings you by?

Colin Mochrie:
[speaking] I came by for my part of the inheritance. Nice gas station you opened up.

Ryan Stiles:
[speaking] Thanks.

[voiceover]

Ryan Stiles:
Apparently he'd forgotten why he was kicked out of town in the first place. The sheriff caught him giving his wife a lube job in late November. I wasn't going to bring it up again, I knew it was a touchy subject for him.

[speaking]

Ryan Stiles:
Haven't seen you since the lube job.

Colin Mochrie:
[speaking] Hey! Come on! What the hell? Never mention that again!

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