Wilfred2011

Ryan:
Wilfred... This thing we have. The way we communicate. Have you ever had this sort of relationship with anyone else?

Wilfred:
Why do you ask?

Ryan:
Have you?

Wilfred:
It happened once before. I was at a party. And this guy looked right at me and said: "Hey! What's up, dog? I see you. And I know what you're up to." And I said, "well, I see you too. If you got something to say, say it." Turns out he was talking to the guy right behind me, who had been banging his wife. Ryan, please tell me there's not been a guy standing right behind me ever since we've met? [laughs nervously]

Ryan:
So nobody else?

Wilfred:
You're one of a kind, Ryan.