Will & Grace1998

Jack McFarland:
I don't understand this. I mean, what's going on right now? What exactly are we watching?

Will Truman:
This would be called a basketball game.

Jack McFarland:
Uh huh, uh huh. And where is this all taking place?

Will Truman:
That's Madison Square Garden.

Jack McFarland:
That's a sports auditorium now?

Will Truman:
It's the world's most famous sports arena. But I can see how that fact may have eluded you, given that your entire knowledge of sports consists of giggling every time you hear the word "balls".

Jack McFarland:
Hee hee, hee hee. Gets me every time.

Jack McFarland:
[later, Grace comes in] Grace, check it out. This is amazing. Tall, muscular lovelies in nothin' but short shorts and matching tank tops. Why would straight guys watch this?

Grace Adler:
If I knew why straight guys did anything, do you think I'd be hanging out with you two homos?