Will & Grace1998

[Grace broke Marilyn's Lladro figurine at a party and hid it under her couch]

Marilyn Truman:
I have some very sad news, Will. Fiona was cleaning after the party yesterday - [starts crying] and she found Ouisan in pieces on the floor. Ouisan is dead, Will. She's dead!

Grace:
Ouisan? Well, she sounds like someone who was ready to go anyway.

Marilyn Truman:
She was a very rare Lladro figurine. And somebody broke her. Oh, I bet it was that Skippy Faber, the clumsy drunk. Grace, you were talking to her. Was she slurring?

Grace:
Uh, a little. But I really couldn't tell 'cause she was... [raises her arms stiffly] stumbling around and waving her arms.

Marilyn Truman:
I knew it! I am going to wait until April and pour bleach on her roses.

Will:
Well, hey, that's something to look forward to.

Marilyn Truman:
I'm just going to splash some cold water on my face, and then I'll be going. [exits crying]

Will:
[whispers to Grace] This is perfect! This is what happens when you keep your mouth shut. Skippy Faber takes the fall!

Grace:
So, that's it? I just let Skippy hang for my crime? [considers] Ah, she's German. We'll just call it even.