Will & Grace1998

Jack McFarland:
Toot toot! Heyyy! [SQUEAKING HORN] Guess what I just got off of eBay?

Grace:
I don't know what you got, but I know a scooter that just won a homosexual.

Jack McFarland:
Oh, my God. You are so blah! I got this scooter, which happens to be autographed by Ricky Martin. But the best part is, I outbid my arch-rival, Dr. Dangerous, to get it.

Will:
Dr. Dangerous? Do Mr. Thumb and Shrinkface know about this?

Jack McFarland:
Dr. Dangerous is his online screen name, and he and I always bid against the same things online, and he always wins, but that's about to change. Do you know why?

Will:
Because we don't care?

Jack McFarland:
No. Because I have this special online beeper. It lets me know immediately when someone outbids me. That's how I got this Ricky Martin scooter, and let me tell you something...

Will:
Let me guess. It bangs, it bangs.