Wingin' It2010

Denise Simmons:
Carl, you okay?

Carl Montclaire:
Look, I know the stock answer is to say "I'm okay", but I'm bored.

Porter Jackson:
You got two angels as friends.

Denise Simmons:
And a sister who is an internet sensation.

Carl Montclaire:
900 hits does not count as a sensation. Everything is just so predictable, the school is the same every single day. For example, uh, Jane. [Jane comes into the screen, reading a newspaper] Every morning she reads a new article. She ponders, gets inspired, and then comes to me with the headline for tomorrow's newspaper.

Jane Casey:
[to Carl, excitedly] "Students hate school!" [she leaves]

Porter Jackson:
Lucky guess.

Carl Montclaire:
Oh, and then there's Alex. [Alex comes into the screen] Look if he asks me if some part of his body is infected.

Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez:
[lifts his elbow] Does this still look infected?

Carl Montclaire:
Yep, almost a new record!

Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez:
Awesome!

Carl Montclaire:
Brittany will bump into me while texting. [Brittany does so]

Brittany Hansen:
Ow! Carl! You made me hit send before I wanted to! Now everybody's gonna think that I'm just rolling on the floor, and they won't know that I'm laughing.

Carl Montclaire:
Then Serge will catch a football, and I still don't know who is throwing it. [Serge catches a football right in front of Carl] Yep, I know. "Out of my way, Montclaire." [Carl moves so Serge can pass him] Here comes Mr. Dolby with Monday's joke.

Mr. Dolby:
Carl, what do you get when you cross a chicken with a dog?

Carl Montclaire:
A cack-puddle-doo.

Mr. Dolby:
Precisely. See you in class!

Carl Montclaire:
And then the bell will ring. [the bell rings] And then I hurry off to class because I'm late from hanging out with you two chuckle heads. [leaves]

Porter Jackson:
Who would've thought.

Denise Simmons:
I wonder know what's for lunch?

Carl Montclaire:
[off screen] Triple weenie.