Winter & Construction2011

Hal:
You masturbate?

Chas:
Huh?

Hal:
Do you masturbate?

Chas:
Yeah, I... wait, I'm not going to discuss this with you.

Hal:
Why not? Everybody does it.

Chas:
Yeah, but it's a little private to be discussed in polite company.

Hal:
Oh, come on roomie! We can talk about all kinds of private things!

Chas:
Thanks but no thanks.

Hal:
[pause] I can knock a fly off a curtain from fifteen feet. [makes masturbation noises with his mouth]