Witches of East End2013

Hudson Rafferty:
Sorry I'm late. Traffic was crazy.Great earrings, by the way. Very daring.

Ingrid Beauchamp:
Thank you. I have been feeling more adventurous lately. In fact, I just did something crazy. Don't judge me.

Hudson Rafferty:
I probably will.

Ingrid Beauchamp:
The university is looking for someone to curate their newly-donated collection of historic documents relating to witchcraft in southern New England from the 1650s to present day.

Hudson Rafferty:
So boring... but that is perfect for you.

Ingrid Beauchamp:
Exactly, but there's a catch. They're only interviewing PhDs.

Hudson Rafferty:
So?

Ingrid Beauchamp:
So, I'm not one. But I called up the Dean of the history department anyway, and I told him I was, and he's coming here to interview me today.

Hudson Rafferty:
Great. So, what's the problem?

Ingrid Beauchamp:
I lied to him!

Hudson Rafferty:
Please. It's a white lie. I tell them all the time. It's like, I wasn't actually stuck in traffic today. I just felt like sleeping in. And you are so not pulling off those earrings.