Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Farmer:
If we only had rain!

Xavier:
Rain...it's just God's tears. I know a shamanic Navaho rain dance, that hasn't just blown MINDS. Its's blown ducks. 'Tear ducks'.

Farmer:
I'm willin' to try any precipitation boogie you've got.

Xavier:
Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. I forgot it! But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance.

Farmer:
Just show me, how?

Xavier:
Aya-hu! Ay...can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden.

Farmer:
Do you remember that one?

Xavier:
Of course! This noodle is a steel cage! But only God can do that dance, and it has to be raining...that's the 'irony' part.

Farmer:
DAMN THIS CIRCULAR LOGIC!